I Am Not Funny

they're mine

ah I see. reclaiming the Self

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

it is what it is *throws up blood*

gonna go start bar fights so I can get a cool facial scar 

what did you expect to happen 

The Lord to protect me

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

Yes, I absolutely do accept Must the frog.

Remove the hitbox render from my son at once he will not be participating in your fighting game, you bastards

Ma’am your son just hit me with a meaty divekick crossup

what are you gonna doooo. gonna KISS me about it? huh? huh?

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

Boq being unrecognizable while Fiyero is completely recognizable is so funny to me, because I know Boq spent the entire journey staring at Fiyero mad as hell

…a whole history major and yet this post is the first time I’ve fully appreciated the weirdness of the Lincoln assassination