what am i even doing

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

feeling pretty dissociative and alienated from personhood rn if any bad bitches want to exploit me as a living weapon

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

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