Residential Trash

straight up it should be illegal for a physical storefront not to accept physical currency, or for restaurants not to provide physical menus

I'm assuming the above is a normie opinion (as it should be) so i do wanna go a tiny step further and explicitly state any laundromat that requires digital payment should be burned to the fucking ground

if a business cooerces its customers to download an app, i should legally be allowed to set both the business and its board of directors on fire

Additionally, it should be illegal for a vending machine to not accept physical currency.

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

the whole "your [dead] pet got sent to live on a beautiful farm" euphemism used to confuse the heck out of me, bc when i was little my parents actually did send our dog to live on a farm

*my autistic ass nodding along sincerely as my classmates sarcastically refer to "being sent to live on a farm upstate"* yeah like when my parents had to move for work and Bingo went to live with my uncle for two years

ah. tumblr's favorite game. gaslighting gaud

it used to be the other way around IT USED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND WHAT IS THIS WHERE AM I WHATS HAPPENING

Merry crisis

Merry chrysler

It’s crimas

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

*ungreats your dane*

years ago i had a dream about a viral cookie dough commercial...to this day i can't see the phrase "live dangerously" without a singsong voice in my head erupting into chorus: ♬♪♬ Live Dangerously! Eat Salmonella ♬♪♬

had a vivid, creative, engaging, compelling, horrific nightmare i was taking the "Tumblr SATs"

please elaborate?

it's all an excruciating blur but the question that finally jolted me awake was: "explain the physical properties of ball bearing mechanisms in the most deniably-horny way possible"

I mean, is there a non-horny way to describe rubbing greased balls together?

thank you for your contribution! i am going back the fuck to sleep

remember when they were saying that bisexuals couldn't be butch or femme and we had to be like. deer

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead