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I put these in a queer art show and now I fucking can’t get them back :/ like the person who organized it is gone and the art gallery doesn’t know where they are :////

If they could make a girl out of chairs, she would be corruptible.

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

This is like a lazily rendered level from a ps1 game.

every hoohoohahah hahahoo

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

Vampires where blood groups matter. Drinking off an incompatible blood group makes you extremely ill. Vampires can also feed from each other, and sometimes will as a bonding or dominance thing, so they have an organically evolved blood-group-based social caste system.

Wait wait wait does that mean if I become a vampire all the other vampires are going to feed on my O- vampire blood.

Yes

Wait so would O- be at the top or the bottom of the system?

Bottom. Everyone can eat them and they can eat no one but their own.

assigned bottom by derin

Post. Triple. Cancelled.

I wrote this btw and it was accidentally 18 chapters

Gentle reader, even as you brush aside these gloomy words, you wake, and realise you are the girl, wearing tears like a veil, and racing from a house in autumn.

me about to tell the waiter i'd like some dubious consent with my order when i realise that they've already added it without asking me first

I can't get over how he just grabs her head and shakes while she plays kazoo to make the opening trill to the mission impossible theme

"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream

it makes your brain happy! your body could use some joy too

no everyone shut up and listen. truths were said

also, uh.. Migraines. I started getting a migraine and all of a sudden I just NEEDED Ice cream. I had some in the freezer so put some in a cup, went off, and it was instantly fixed. Turned out the cold in ice cream can alter the blood flow via the veins in the top of the mouth and that somehow can fix migraines? Ice water will do the same. But if you are getting a migraine, try getting ice cold water or ice cream to the roof of your mouth as a first step fix.

Iodine levels are a whole thing that’s been backgrounded in a lot of countries because we get it through iodized salt, but if we stop getting our required iodine it can really fuck us up.

brutalist phalloplasty #HisProletarianSlab

brutalist vaginoplasty #HerIronCurtains

The thing about people discouraging transition is that it's all of these incremental little "compromises" inching you back closer to cisheteronormative gender roles. And it's vital you don't try to bargain with them because they will never be satisfied until you're completely cis gender conforming. It's a trap kill them

"Don't medically transition" turns into "why can't you just be a gnc cis person" turns into "why can't you just present normaler" do not give the cis an inch