and i am never going back again

… anyway MY korra #mykorra lived a long happy prosperous life and nothing bad ever happened to her or the people she cares about again and she’s remembered far and wide for her perseverance and compassion

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

I have GOT to stop spending $30

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

if I ever start sharing my real feelings. shoot me before I finish

"jesus is lord" ok and zendaya is meechee

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball