sneeze farting my way through life

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

The best part about Carrie is the end when she fucking kills everyone

Hunting with mama

If my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am I to stop them

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

who wants to play phantom thread with me

“return to old trek,” but it’s the return of 20+ episode seasons, of bringing contemporary scifi writers to write episodes, of doing social commentary so acute it blasts the “it’s just escapism” argument to bloody bits, and most important, the return of silly costumes and camp

we gotta find that girl who saw black panther and clenched her jaw so hard at the sight of shirtless michael b jordan that she broke her retainer, i need her opinion on sinners (2025)

More like Barbie Yaga.