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Flight Attendants Share 40+ Dark Rituals Which Prevent The Sky Gods From Striking Down Your Aeroplane In Anger Over Mankind's Hubris
Human flight is an affront to all gods and nature itself and we will be punished for our arrogance by their wrath
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Gebuinely WHAT the fuck is this trying to imply?????
Made some little animated doodles of a few classic (non-mobile game) Tumblr ads 😁
If you’re curious about what these ads are actually for, I did a little explainer on them a few months ago. Let me know if I should do more “Tumblr Ads Decoded” explainers for the weird non-mobile game ads on this site!
For the love of God, PLEASE let me reblog this ad
Tumblr I am begging you
let me clown on ads again
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There are multiple things going on in this ad, Tumblr, and I wish to examine them.
1) Eddie Murphy is now officially One Men in the U.S.
2) Eddie Murphy, the titular character, only visible via 1/8 face on the right.
3) Who the heck is this lady and what does she have to do with Eddie Murphy, the One Men
4) SPONSORED BY MORTGAGE AFTER LIFE
5) What kind of mortgage are you selling, and why would Eddie Murphy want your mortgage to last his whole life, much less follow his soul into death? What is he MORTGAGING
I have no answers to these questions but I refuse to click the ad to find out, because the mystery is surely more sublime than the mundane truth.
Tumblr ads are something else.
why am i being threatened
Tumblr is amazing. I’ve never seen another website whose advertisers fail this miserably to actually advertise anything, and yet, they still inadvertently manage to produce good content through the medium.
i want everyone to know that the minimum budget for advertising on tumblr is $25,000
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What do you think will happen if I click on this ad? Because I really want to know their reason for LEAVING ME SUSCEPTIBLE TO MURDERS
i just had an experience i dont think anyone else on earth has ever had before where i saw a tumblr ad and thought “wow that seems interesting i want to check that out” (it was an ad for a new method of learning to speak welsh) and for the first time in human history i actually intentionally clicked on an ad on tumblr to see more information about a product and the fucking link it had embedded was broken and didnt work
you: oh cool I’m interested, where does this link go?
tumblr ad:
staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad
What the fuck tumblr
Hmmm…. I Hope It Is Not Wasp….
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tumblr users are notoriously difficult to market to, and i understand that.
but w h o is the target demographic here
this isn’t an ad, this is a threat
This click bait is almost getting me. I want to know what coins in a hotel sink will do for me.
