The world is quiet here.

Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays

Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

ethos, pathos, logos, and d'artagnan

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

EVERYONE GET MORE FEMINIST NOW

EVERYONE GET FEMINIST NOW 😭😭

its not even a monday Its some other bullshit today

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels