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Whumpee shaking, unable to speak clearly, curled into Caretaker's lap.

Caretaker looking around, waiting for Whumper to come back, because they know that they have to be nearby.

Whumpee trying to explain what happened, but they can't, for whatever reason that may be.

Whumpee apologizing. "I know I'm meant to be stronger than this, I know I'm meant to be better, I don't know why I can't stop crying, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry."

"I don't want to, I don't want to, I'll be good, I'm sorry."

Whumpee not being able to move... nearly completely immobile, completely in Caretaker's hands, forced to trust that they'll be kind.

"Shh, shh... it's alright, it's just me. You're safe now."

COMEDY VS. MYSTERY VS. TRAGEDY!

⟢ "I have two moods--Hungry and aggressively hungry."

⟢ "I wasn't eavesdropping. I was just standing nearby with excellent hearing."

⟢ "You invited me to a 7am meeting. Our friendship is under review."

⟢ "I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me personally."

⟢ "I said yes before you finished the sentence because food was mentioned."

⟢ "My love language is sending you memes at 2am without context."

⟢ "I'm an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire better taste."

⟢ "I cleaned the whole house. Guests are coming. I will not be taking questions about my normal state."

⟢ "You said it would take five minutes. It has been forty five. I aged."

⟢ "I don't have a problem. I have a lifestyle that concerns other people."

⟢ "I wasn't sleeping in the meeting. I was processing with my eyes closed."

⟢ "Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come and it took longer than expected."

⟢ "I'm a delight. Exhausting, but a delight."

"⟢ You made a budget. Adorable. How long did that last."

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

Caretaker heard loud sobbing coming from Whumpee's room in the morning. They gently knocked on the door. "Whumpee? Is everything alright?"

Everything wasn't alright, clearly. But Whumpee said, "Yeah."

"Can I come in?"

More sobbing. More sniffling. "Yeah."

Caretaker opened the door and peeked inside. Whumpee was cradling their teddy bear. "What happened?"

"I woke up and he was on the floor," they wept. "For who knows how long? He might've been down there all night."

Oh. "Whumpee..."

"I don't deserve him. But I have him anyway. And then I do this. I can't take care of him properly."

Caretaker walked inside and sat by Whumpee on the bed. "I'm sure he knows it was an accident."

"I still hurt him!"

"Whumpee... This isn't about the plushie, is it?"

Whumpee held the teddy bear even tighter. They pursed their lips, tears still streaming down their face.

Person B: "Mostly everything."

Person A: "Mostly?... What don't you like about me?"

Person B: "Very little. Let's focus on the positives though--"

went through the effort of making this gif just to remind everyone of rocky scooting closer to grace on the beach