Ya Boi Weenis

Person B: "No, no, it's fine. There's a charm to it."

Person A: "...you're laughing at me."

Person B: "I'm endeared."

Person A: "By my awkwardness?"

Parkour practice (Dolly)

good morning Weenis. you've been attacked :)

Continuing on your doodle from Spark gala, Kiran was more than willing to teach Dolly some parkour🙂‍↕️ since Theo said they can't do it in a dress, I put Dolly in that one fit from that one doodle- you thought I wouldn't do something like this? Think again :3

ANYWAYS with that out of the way, the two hyperactive bots set out into Midtown together to practice freerunning! Dolly was also given rubber sandals(?) for a better grip, and Kiran might look chill and confident doing this but they're falling along with Dolly as soon as she loses balance/silly

@yaboi-weenis hope you like thiss and to everyone reading this. You're next🫵 sincerely,

So good news; Dolly’s having fun ☝️

Bad news is that Danger really is her middle name. And that spells disaster for Kiran specifically /silly

it’s okay that i don’t have a sewing machine

i love backstitching by hand for hours

this has got to be great for my back

millions of my ancestors did this and they lived almost as long as i want to

A young woman is imprisoned in a castle by a monstrously formed prince. The servants of the castle hope for them to fall in love, and when the spell is broken they assume their prayers have been answered. They are all surprised, but nonetheless pleased, when it is revealed to them that the young woman and prince are the truest of friends, and nothing more.

They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen, a woman who is incapable of loving. She is unmarried, she has no consorts, and she wishes for no partner. She is the wretched queen, the heartless queen. She must hate her daughter, for her daughter is beautiful, and women are incapable of liking another woman who’s prettier than themselves. It must be for this reason that the princess was sent away, not for how she was attacked by a man in the woods. They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen because she cannot love. The queen loves her daughter, and that is enough for them both.

There lives a prince who is forced to choose a bride at the ball. He meets many beautiful women, but find none which he loves. He spies one in a gorgeous gown and wonder in her eyes, and he dances with her all night long. The kingdom is sure he has found his bride. When the clock strikes midnight he tells her how he will never love a woman, or a man, in the way he is expected to. The beautiful woman smiles and tells him she expects nothing from him. The next morning the prince and the beautiful woman are missing, having run off together to see the world. They leave their shoes behind in their haste.

exist. It doesn’t all have

to be romantic.

a thingy i made based on lemon demon's "spirit phone" album cover because touch-tone telephone got stuck in my head right after playing stray and i thought that it kinda fits clem

which is also the reason i went with clem and not momo who would technically fit better but uhh bleh

A caretaker that appears completely unphased by the events that unfold before them. An inexpressive caretaker who is hurt through whumpee's pain, but entirely unable to show it, their teeth slightly gritted, their hands working methodically and carefully, their eye contact both strangely cold and empathetic.

A caretaker that ends up covered in whumpee's blood, and says nothing. Whumpee could break down before them, and caretaker can only reluctantly open their arms in an attempt to offer a hug. A caretaker that merely makes a hum to show whumpee that they understand, caressing whumpee on the back as a form of comfort, meanwhile their face appears unamused.

Parkour practice (Dolly)

good morning Weenis. you've been attacked :)

Continuing on your doodle from Spark gala, Kiran was more than willing to teach Dolly some parkour🙂‍↕️ since Theo said they can't do it in a dress, I put Dolly in that one fit from that one doodle- you thought I wouldn't do something like this? Think again :3

ANYWAYS with that out of the way, the two hyperactive bots set out into Midtown together to practice freerunning! Dolly was also given rubber sandals(?) for a better grip, and Kiran might look chill and confident doing this but they're falling along with Dolly as soon as she loses balance/silly

@yaboi-weenis hope you like thiss and to everyone reading this. You're next🫵 sincerely,

Ohh she’s gonna have so much fun… getting into dangerous situations….. that’s why her middle name is Danger, of course

F/o trying to impress you by saying "Get behind me" with a serious tone when you guys see a big spider

on the other hand...

this post is so funny to me because this is absolutely a thing and was very popular at one point. people already did it 40 years ago and its called new romantic