incorrect community quotes

Jeff: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Jeff: So, according to Greendale protocol, it is, quote, "my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department."

the fact that i can hear all of these posts is really telling about how accurate they are

Shirley: A girl doesn’t dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems!

Britta: Thanks to Duolingo, I can ask people if they are a horse but can't tell people what my name is in French.

Britta: What's going on in that brain of yours?

Dean: What does the "Arab" in your profile mean? Is it like AMAB or AFAB?

Annie: You’re jealous.

Troy: [reading a recipe] Beat three eggs.

Dean Pelton: You saved me, Jeffery. I owe you my life.

Troy: Going to Plan B?

Annie: I can’t believe you live nearby and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Abed, raising voice slightly so he can be heard on the other end of the aisle: Do you want any chips?

Jeff: If being sexy was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence.