now which of the ancestors would wear this 🤨🤨🤨
The tags became too long for me to contain in there so. List tiem
Handmaid: No. Never. I think Aradia and Damara might buy it for her as a joke, but she'd just throw it away or something.
Signless: He'd wear it, but it has to be gifted to him by Kankri and Karkat. Reason being because he'd see it as a #1 Dad mug equivalent
Summoner: Same situation as Signless, except I think he'd need a bit of coaxing.
Psiioniic: Yes. So much yes. He'd go out of his way to buy it and wear it everywhere. Specifically everywhere around Sollux. God knows that man would hate it.
Disciple: Maybe....? Same situation as Signless IMO, except it has to say World's Sluttiest Mom instead. She doesn't feel like a dad, y'know.
Dolorosa: Either the same situation as Disciple, or she thinks it's tacky and ugly. She'd think it could use a bit more pizzazz-- glittery pink cursive writing, for starters.
Redglare: Nope. Latula and Terezi would definitely buy the mom equivalent of it for her, but it would take a lot of coaxing to get her to wear it indoors. Getting her to go out with that means a whole mock trial. Prepare to plead thy case.
Mindfang: I feel like she might be offended at the suggestuon that she's a slut, but if Vriska could convince her it's some sort of slut dick-measuring contest, she'd deeeeeeeefinitely be on board.
Darkleer: No.
GHB: Why would you even try? I mean, if Gamzee and Kurloz could convince him it would be the funniest thing ever, he'd be on board, but they'd risk losing their head if they fail.
Dualscar: Realistically? No, but I like to think he's out of touch enough to not really understand what the shirt's about. Therefore, Cronus could try to convince him that it "doesn't really mean anything" and would look cool on him.
Condesce: Yes. She'd definitely immediately see it as some sort of slut dick-measuring contest.
BAHAHA THANK YOU FOR THIS PSIIONIC IS SO ACCURATE 😭😭😭
