shooketh™

bitches think they know what the post about whole time i was vagueposting my grandma

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

i have to what

we kill the bat man

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring