Auzzie Diamond

just because i blog a lot doesn’t mean i’m not out living life. tumblr is a mobile app, i can blog and fuck your bitch at the same time

its kind of sad

that’s shocking

how is it shocking? two different countries, two different looks.

extreme border

I just want to make sure everyone knows Mexico is on the right in this picture

tell them

im such a fucking jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

Glow

longcat is probably dead :(

Awww, long cat’s owner got married.

i’m for my girls into cat sweaters and flower crowns and i’m for my girls who do drugs and want stick and poke tattoos and i’m for my girls who excel in academic settings and i’m for my girls who want to quit school and travel and i’m for my girls who want to date and i’m for my girls who want to have wild sex lives and i’m for my girls who want to wait till marriage or not have sex at all and i’m here for every single girl in between and every single girl who is none of these things or all of these things. i’m just here for my girls bruh

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

my whole life has been a lie

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

Good Guy Burglar

My question is how the hell does this guy have the morality to report it but breaking into someones house is okay for him? What an oddity.

^^ exactly

lmsig

mariah carey and ariana grande getting in a fight

I JUST CRIED FOR LIKE 4 MINUTES

I’m literally crying.