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Learn to stop saying “it’s okay” when shit really isn’t .

#txt

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#set #tyler

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#need

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My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas

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He thinks we’re making it up and hes very angry about it

Hes accusing us of making fake amazon pages

He thinks they’re bullshit and says if we really had them why would we need maids

How do i tell him we mostly dont have maids

dangerbooze

“Bro, we don’t have maids.”

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So i said “only rich people really have maids”

And he said “why?”

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“Maids are expensive”

“Just pay a kid 10€ an hour to clean”

Thats EXPENSIVE and also illegal, buddy

Child labor laws are a thing

He still thinks roombas are a lie

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So it turns out in germany they use vacuum cleaners for like, the drapes and shit

So he didnt understand that roombas only clean the floor

He was angry because he thought we were claiming we had wall crawling robots

Now hes mad about dusters because vacuums are more efficient so why would we use feathers on a stick

officialfist

Oh man don’t tell him about Swiffer brand

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I did and he is literally crying with rage

Like i can hear his voice quivering

w0wls

#german tag #wtf.....

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#me #this is fine

moxis

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

folk-punk

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

moe-the-lawn

like if ur an oversensitive overthinker who overexaggerates everything

#bpd #haha #if that ain't me

75orchids

snorlaxatives

dont fuck with hello kitty

#aesthetic

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flynnriders

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas and ferb

pinkniall

my friend: come over

me: no i am tired

my friend: i have drama to discuss that doesn’t involve us

me:

#soi #....#Ich habe übrigens ein wort gefunden das sich auf soi reimt.... yaoi.

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