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there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and

i genuinely think everyone should go vegan if theyre able to but i cant say that publicly because people get mad that i dare to question the ethics of their actions and even encourage them to do that too and then they label me as one of those batshit crazy vegans

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

people become so beautiful when you love them. do y'all know about this

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

for a while every other post was along the lines of "having issues with your brain is no excuse for having issues with your brain"