kate BUSH. not kate SHAVE. something to think about..............

“office siren” gen z reinvented the seductive secretary and think it’s empowering instead of reinforcing the idea that a working woman is only there to find a high paid husband or man to have an affair with instead of actually fucking working a job they’re qualified for and studied for years for. i’m so tired of straight girls dude everything they do screams “im insecure and need attention from men” and that literally always takes precedence over their own self respect

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

How quickly we forget the noble and impenetrable iron

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

refreshing my own blog to see if i posted anything new

so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

impeachy the conservative clown

YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN

clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown

now you’ve fucking done it

the clown

hi its nice to meet you :) (uses my ability to implant memories of us being childhood friends into your subconscious so you already like me) i mean hey its been so long howve you been hows your mom (remembers your mom died when you were very young and i had implanted memories of comforting you at the funeral) uhhh i mean your other mom (implants memories of your dad transitioning)