Xo is Concerned

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

in the club saying shit like oughtn't to

russian painters in the second half of 19th century were like time to depict some absolute anguish

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

Despite their ostensible purpose to cover the upper torso and neck of their wearer, turtlenecks can also function within society as a sign of sexual availability and enthusiasm (in colloquial terms, they mark the wearer as ‘horny’). While contemporary social mores and fashion trends now allow for more skin to be displayed – hence the resurgence of the ‘crop top’ – lower temperatures still necessitate a degree of sartorial practicality. The turtleneck is the best example of this adjustment – it is both physically warming and draws attention to the vulnerability and vitality of the neck area, which self-described vampires and vampire-adjacent beings (particularly ‘gays’) are notably drawn to. This has led to the recognition of the turtleneck as ‘slutty’. In this essay I will

you wanna hunt me for sport so bad it makes you look stupid

Okay I know I just reblogged this yesterday but I have not stopped thinking about it once since then