More than your average dipshit

look at this fucking dumbass. he got all dressed up and prepped for “defending the homeland” and in the end he shoots a couple of windows and then dies. what a loser

here’s a link to the nbc article.

thank you so much to everyone roasting his gear in the notes

this fucking idiot, buying his sling: wow this sling looks really cool! don’t know what its used for though

it is a gladius, he posted multiple pictures with it lmao

When you spend $92.65 on all your “gear” and wonder why its not making you operate like the Seals you jerk off to.

Red herring I think it is.

…. No. No fucking way this dude is a fully trained soldier. Not fucking possible.

Most non-infantry military folks can’t shoot for shit

Probably was. He likely worked a desk in Okinawa.

I thought even desk jockeys had to get through Basic first? That does not look like a man who passed Basic.

today on things that didn’t happen

??? Have you met kids? There is nothing unreasonable or suspect about this story you fucking cynical brainrot.

I swear people will comment “ThIs DiDn’T hApPeN” on literally everything.

A toddler fully knowing and doing it anyways? Even more believable.

Of all the “Today my kid” stories I’ve seen on twitter and tumblr? This one happened the most.

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

Get the fuck out, thanks.

Unfollow me too

Facts trash ✌🏿️✌🏿✌🏿✌🏿

Please leave now…👋👣

True words dem 👏🏾 unfollow me plz

i hate this

I love this

I’m running a DnD campaign with my siblings and mom, who are all big MythBusters fans, so obviously I made Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage NPCs. Adam is a human and Jamie (JAM13) is a robot. Adam claims to have built JAM13, and is not satisfied with his inability to emote properly, but is very satisfied with his walrus-like facial hair. JAM13, however, claims to have grown Adam from a test tube and named him after the biblical figure, and says he is “clearly a very primitive approximation of a human being.” Insight checks on who is lying are useless because both of them fully believe they’re telling the truth.

You’re doing the Gods’ work my dude

this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet

@vanitasvapes

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If you get pulled over by a cop and you have weed put that shit in an envelope with a stamp, it's illegal to go through mail.

The person who thought of that is actually a genius. 

God oh god. I needed that

Some of em gon still do it though. Especially if you black. But at least it’ll keep you safe from the ones following the law

If they do go through it, your lawyer will get it dismissed because it was an illegal search. If he’s not a court appointed lawyer.

I don’t smoke weed but imma reblog this anyway to save a life

Thank you

Look at me up there making criminals better criminals. :)

I’m very vehemently against all drugs (for myself at least) but I know that poc will get fucked over if they get caught so to anyone who might need it, here.

FUCK THE POLICE

BRO. PUT IT IN A PACKAGE.

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow