cats are the priority

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

Not attracted to that character i just want him to experience being scared for his life and panicking

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

it could be romantic if we just mixed our blood together

need a lesbian who's ev— (remembers i don't believe in evil) — need a lesbian whose material conditions incentivize her to be mean to me

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

This is what it’s like to be an adult.

in the english dub she say “-just one more good sob - OKAY I’M READY” and that’s pretty accurate too.