Down With The Thiccness

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

It's actually kind of impressive how the Nintendo Direct voiceovers manage to communicate via inflection alone which specific words in the script have a ™ after them.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

the most burnt out girl in the world would like to remind you that she's actually really lazy compared to the people around her and she could probably use some extra work to keep her honest

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

Being an adult and talking to new adult friends like “…okay is this person chill with more adult topics? Uhhh I’m drawing my oc in lingerie if you wanna see how that’s going?” Or “so I’m looking at burlesque for inspiration for this outfit, it’s certainly been fun.”