shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

Geto: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Shoko: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you

Geto: But I heard a siren

All facts have been stated by Isayama! 

¬ Levi gets 2-3 hrs of sleep due to his insomnia

¬ Levi’s nightmares involve him not being able to save his friends, dreams of falling and insane intestine smells from titans evaporating 

¬ Levi’s pet peeve is pens lying around open

¬ Levi as a parent would be easily pissed off but he’d be kinda good with children so they’re alright with him

¬ Levi’s favorite flavor of ice cream is lemon and vanilla

¬ Levi is considered ugly in the Snk Universe, Isayama rated their attractiveness and gave Levi a 2 out of 10

¬ Levi was wearing his mother’s dress when Kenny found him

¬ If someone was to confess their feelings to Levi, he’d awkwardly reject them

¬ If Levi sees his reflection in clean surfaces he’d smile a little

¬ Sometimes Levi would talk to himself if something really fucked up happened

¬ Levi does his tea himself, but sometimes if someone is nice they’ll make him tea

¬ Levi doesn’t have a crush on anyone

¬ Levi’s favorite Disney Movie would be Mary Poppins

¬ If Levi had a job in the modern world it would either be a teacher or chef

¬ If you told Levi a good/bad joke he wouldn’t react at all

¬ If Levi were to style his hair in any other way it would be in a ponytail ( Tied Up )

¬ If you were drunk Levi would knock you out so you don’t make any trouble

¬ Levi doesn’t have a good fashion sense

¬ If you randomly search up ‘the definition of fabulous’ on Google a picture of Levi would show

¬ Levi gets all weird when tickled

¬ Levi’s flexible enough to do a standing split

¬ If Levi were to have a panic attack he’d need someone to reassure him that everything would be alright

¬ Rivialle isn’t Levi’s second/first name, it was a wrong translation of his name

¬ Levi would visit Greenland if he could

¬ Levi’s type would be someone who’s tough, feminine and sensual

¬ Levi thinks marriage sucks

¬ Levi is always the submissive one ( HolY ShIt!1 )

¬ Levi is a virgin

¬ Levi sees Isabel in Eren

¬ If Levi had a crush on someone he wouldn’t stop stuttering when he’s around them

¬ Levi likes his tea with no milk, sugar or anything ( Plus all those things are too expensive for him to buy )

¬ Levi wouldn’t have a pet

¬ Levi’s favorite smell is a Summer breeze

¬ You would hardly notice if Levi got sick

¬ Levi would win a fight against Sebastian Michaelis, no demon powers involved

¬ If Levi caught two of his squad members doing the deed, he would stay quiet, walk away and cry

¬ Levi would like Baseball Diaries

¬ If you tried to have a pillow fight with Levi he wouldn’t react at all

¬ If Levi’s squad members threw him a party he’d be slightly annoyed but would appreciate the effort they put in for him

¬ Levi’s fav fruit is apples

¬ If you were to kiss Levi he’d pull back and look at you in terror and disgust

¬ If Levi was in a highschool AU he’d be in the group of bullies

¬ Levi tried wearing plateau shoes

¬ He also once wished to be taller

¬ Levi would push you away and not look at you if you hugged him

¬ Levi’s fav food is rice

¬ In the Snk universe, Levi is the most sexually frustrated one of them all

¬ If Levi were to be an Olympian he’d compete in weightlifting

¬ Levi is the most emotional person in Aot

¬ Levi would play the bass-guitar if he wanted

¬ If Levi went into a haunted house he’d explain everything logically 

¬ Levi would be kinda good at hide and seek, he’d find the best hiding spots but wouldn’t come out of em

¬ If you were flirting with Levi, he wouldn’t have a clue that you are doing it

¬ Levi once wanted to open a tea shop

¬ If someone were to dye Levi’s hair pink, he’d wear it proudly and nobody would make fun of it

¬ Levi is a mama’s boy

¬ Levi’s laugh is kinda creepy and it gives some cadets nightmares if they heard it

¬ Levi’s fav color is white

¬ Levi would be the best at ice skating if he were to try it

¬ If you drew a really good drawing of Levi and showed him he’d say ‘’good work’’

¬ Levi likes Indie Music

¬ If Levi had a gf he’d leave her alone, wouldn’t exactly treat her like a princess and it wouldn’t be much different from not being in a relationship

¬ If Levi saw all the fanart of him ( especially the more revealing ones ) he’d want them deleted

¬ Levi once laughed shortly and when someone asked him about it he said farted

¬ If a kissing scene happened in a movie, Levi would think how he’d like to do that too but would keep it to himself

¬ If Levi went to Cosplay Con he’d just want to go home

¬ Levi is good at cooking, the favorite thing he’d make is stew

¬ Levi’s secret talent is that he can imitate some Scouts

¬ Question: ‘What’s the most disgusting thing Levi’s ever done when he was alone?’

Isayama’s Answer: One time he touched his dick

¬ Levi wouldn’t use any social media

¬ Levi would show his lover affection by bringing them tea or touching them slightly

¬ Levi once considered self harm and suicide because of his depression, he then found a strong will to live

¬ If someone told Levi he had a nice ass he’d tell them to fuck off

¬ The veterans have seen Levi laughing and crying

¬ The most embarassing memory Levi has is that he wasn’t allowed to drink once because they thought he was a kid

¬ The subject Levi likes most is Math

¬ The subject Levi hates most is English

¬ Levi still practices his writing, he’d be very conscious about his handwriting since he’s from the underground he didn’t learn to write so he would be scared if you found out about his background

¬ Levi’s handwriting is very neat

¬ levi wouldn’t get jealous over his lover because he trusts them, if he was jealous he’d stay low about it then eventually explode about it

¬ Levi’s fav sweet would be raisons

¬ If Levi were in a traffic jam he’d wait patiently 

Eren forgets about destroying the world lmao

Weeeeelcome back to my late night sketchezz and guess what.. HEICHOU AGAIN 💘

Yeah I ship Levi x Cats…