King Evelyn

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

it's not "double texting", it's called monologuing and it's a time honored tradition in the supervillain community.

Reminder that spring will always come back, music will never stop being created, and there are still so many books left to read! You’re alive! You’re alive! You’re alive!

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

I have a particular headcanon (tied to my own thoughts about Broadbeam dwarves) that Bombur’s head is shaved and his tonsure is religious in significance, relating to a particular subset of Dwarven beliefs specific to his clan. I also think he was balding/thin at the top anyway (despite his thick and massive moustache braid) but the neat shaving to line up his hair with bangs is intentional.

To elaborate the belief system is based in a more concentrated worship of Mahal and hinges on the idea of him recieving Eru’s permission to give life to his creations rather than help—as in, he was able to do it himself as long as he was allowed to. The shaved head is a representation of where he kissed his first creations to give them life.

michelin star dining has got to be a social experiment because people will pay $1000+ to suck on foam or have someone pour chocolate on their hands. you can make rich americans pretend to enjoy any food if you say "yeah this is french" or something. humiliation ritual

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

Reincarnation au where the dwarves remember their past lives (like in canon) and hobbits don’t except Bilbo gets reincarnation as a dirty tank top and ripped jean wearing, cigarette smoking country boy that shoots anyone who dare step foot on his property with a hunting rifle. So when Thorin goes to find the love of all his lives, he’s met with a gun to his head instead of the sassy quips he was expecting.