To The Moon And Back

don't care didn't ask plus this hole you put me in wasn't deep enough and i'm climbing out right now

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt

the struggles of the zillennials 

Freddie Mercury being adorably excited that each of his cats have their own room at garden lodge rb if you agree

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

sure

Crunch munch

The ability to pin a post would be very cool

why is that last letter in orange

Halloween

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

talented banana man

you fools…..while you studied the blade………..I studied banana

This is so worthy of being on my blog

What if during the finale Eleanor had been like “THIS is the bad place” and Michael just stared at her completely baffled just like “shit Eleanor I know everything’s not going great but I’m doing my best???”

this is literally the best good place post anyone has ever made

That’s really cool that both of your parents are dogs

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

dear person who aggressively stormed into the cubicle next to me and started peeing angrily: are you ok

i absolutely read this as office cubicle and was trying to figure out what sort of day you had that this was your reaction

quit arguing marvel vs dc!!!  we ALL know which is the greatest and most imaginative superhero movie of all time. it’s megamind.

There was definitely a time in our history where we as a people had to choose between Despicable Me and Megamind and we collectively chose wrong

okay i know this is my post but holy fuck you’re right

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

Excuse me?

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time