I would die for Henry Crabgrass

Okay but I love how “cunt” is becoming a positive word. Your outfit is so vagina which means beautiful

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

did anyone see the tom and jerry bra

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

whenever i get worried about being judged i just gotta remind myself that most people genuinely just arent mean. some people really do suck but i think 98% of the human population is a lot kinder than your anxiety would let you believe

it's easy to lose sight of when youre online but all the dickheads are just pushed forward by algorithms. theyre an exception that are being way overrepresented. most people have sense and logic and are kind and normal and well adjusted in the real world

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

World Heritage Post

did you have the dream i sent you?