in medias res

Everyone forgets how hated Bill Gates used to be and the lawsuits he got, his PR team is the best out there

This was so much funnier when I heard his accent. Hahahaha bless him. “Show me your tits”

“I’ll tell you a secret. Most of the songs I used to write were just made-up stories but… I think I wrote so many made-up stories so I could bury the real songs. Nobody would catch me. This is a real love song.” – 2006-06-13 - Bottom of the Hill - San Francisco, CA 

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory

hey. hey. hey! hey!!?!???!!! *knocks over your lamp* *smokes all of your weed* *dehydrates all of your food*

i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard

Listen, I know objectively this is a shitty car mod, but like you have to admit in terms of ridiculousness this is pretty fucking sick