Be a Good Bro For Homie

smoking on that shit that made tom wait

i’m smoking on that shit that made tom cruise

smoking on that shit that made tom petty

smoking on that shit that made tom . and jerry

A woman's place is on the battlefield

so you think women should die

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

actually fuck this im gonna walk into the deep sea and never come back. bye

THERES CREATURES

yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary

loving that the general consensus here is that "the omen when you see a cassowary is that you are about to die of cassowary"

oh, the sweet irony of his death. designed for this life—yet never meant to endure it

What happened?

i dropped a goldfish cracker in the bathtub :(

Domesticated computers will eat a disc right out of someone’s hand but wild computers are too shy you have to leave the disc on the ground and let it walk over to it and eat it itself

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

Oh my god do not reblog this post if you are actually horny. What is wrong with you

breeding headphones without wires because you 'think it looks cute' is just cruel

people who initiate conversations youre everything and i’m in love with you

I don't wanna annoy anyone so I jus keep to myself 🙃

obviously that’s a lie

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

sorry for being a bad exchristian i don’t know any bible facts

he turned water into wine once

who..?

Jungkook

is it ok if i call you babygirl even though youre a girl? i know its a term of endearment usually just for men so i dont want to make you uncomfortable