as the colder months approach: i wish you all a healthy, calm end of the year. i wish you tasty cups of tea, comfortable clothes, warm beds, nutritious meals in safe homes, good music, new friends and unwavering health. you deserve good things now.

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

boobs are just so important. also tits.

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

They got him to do the head tilt and everything

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

I just love it when Décor the Skeleton finds his way back onto my dash

"what do you wanna be for halloween?" i wanna be enough bro

physically i’m here but mentally i’m floating face down in a river