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[standing around the broken coffee machine] Kirito: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know. Asuna: I did. I broke it. Kirito: No. No you didn’t. Lisbeth? Lisbeth: Don’t look at me. Look at Silica. Silica: What?! I didn’t break it. Lisbeth: Oh that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken? Silica: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken. Lisbeth: Suspicious. Silica: No it’s not! Klein: If it matters, probably not, but Sinon was the last one to use it. Sinon: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap! Klein: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Sinon: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Klein! Asuna: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it. Kirito: No! Who broke it!? Klein: … Suguha has been awfully quiet. Suguha: REALLY?! Oh my god! [everyone starts arguing] [later] Kirito: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.