my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

Hey bro can I come over and cough up blood and cough up blood and order takeout and then cough up more blood

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

you have to play drums on the dog. you have to. it's essential to their health and happiness.

The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

The second rule of Fight Club is to not take the Fight Club's name in vain

Third rule: A Fight Club must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Rule

went to a michael's only michael meeting thought it might be nice to convene with my fellow michaels but guess what WRONG I got kicked out because my full name is 'michael hunter' and it was 'scaring some of the michaels what if i am a michael hunter' ???? they clearly just don't like me??? fuming right now. i'll show them a michael hunter. i'll show them all

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

uh oohhh forgot to wipe down the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

Know your enemy