just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews
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just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

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tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything iβve watched in a year.
also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.
THIS IS WHERE THAT FUCKING MEME COMES FROM?!!!!
The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo is HANDES DOWNES the best series of anything to have been made by anyone ever. Youβll laugh youβll cry youβll quote it forever and be silently disappointed that a person you thought would know it doesnβt know it & then you wonβt know how to accurately convey HOW MUCH it means to you without sounding like youβre overselling something well anywayΒ
itβs good you should watch itΒ
my seal drawing
affirmations:
- itβs fun to be awake & in an upright position
- consciousness is a gift
- i CAN do this anymore
Instead of the Monkeyβs Paw, you find the Clownβs Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way.
Item: the Cursed Clown Nose. Obviously to use it you have to put it on and give it a honk
okay no hang on because assuming it takes half a second for each bill, this would in fact take over five days of nonstop bills
wishing everyone over five days of nonstop bills π₯°β¨

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I'm one of the few people that genuinely LOVES working customer service (hotel receptionist here), like yes the occasional person is rude and entitled. But most of the time? People are kind, and funny, and will jump at the chance to share a bit of their lives with someone else.
The businessman that comes in every week who seemed grouchy at first now smiles and waves when I remember his name, and explains he's just finished a long drive, and he doesn't MEAN to come off as rude, he's just tired.
The mother and daughter who visit the hotel each summer and tell me they've been coming here for years, and each time they visit they go to the pier and save up their tickets for the big ticket items. One day they come through the doors with the biggest grins, the older lady in the wheelchair proudly waving a huge stuffed toy tiger she's "had her eye on for years".
The young man with his girlfriend who looks nervous as he approaches reception, and stumbles over his words, his hands shaking as he signs the paperwork to check in. I've spent the last two weeks on the phone with him organising this; we've set up the bedroom with balloons and petals and decorations, and he's going to propose as soon as they get to the room.
The woman who I've not seen before who asks if I'm local, and tells me she grew up here, and had recently found herself drawn back. We talk about the sounds of seagulls, and the metal clanging of masts down at the harbour, and how the sounds that fade into the background are the ones you miss most when you leave. She's writing a book and promises to send me a copy when she's done.
The regular who goes out of her way to buy us all the strangest biscuits she can find at the tourist shops. We try them together, pulling faces at the ones that just don't work.
The thirty something woman who immediately sees a kinship in me and whispers to me that she has been here before, but under a name she no longer uses, and we celebrate the freedom she feels.
The support group that comes in for coffee each week and sit together filling the foyer with laughter.
Every single person living their own wonderful complicated rich lives, and I get to be a part of that. How is that not beautiful?
always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman
Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew Εstradiol
POV you used the phrase "transition timeline" on [tumblr] post about 20-year-old video game models
Jesus Christ
people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicalsβ¦β¦. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying
Also: while weβre doing checkpoints, make sure youβre on WiFi and not data
And unclench your jaw
If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now
Please get that drink of water and remember your meds
If you canβt remember the last time you showered/brushed your teeth hereβs your sign to try and do those today
Set an alarm for tomorrow if you need to!
donβt forget the laundry in your drier
This was very helpful, I took my meds and had a shower.
If you havenβt yet slain thine enemies, take a quick break and do that
When was the last time you had a snack? Or a meal? Grab a bite
Maybe of an enemy, Iβm not the boss of you
invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

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Walter Molino
this man really woke up every morning and committed to painting the absolute dopest fucking pictures anyone could ever have imagined god bless
Going through it everydayyyy lllloll
Literally no reason for a guy to be over 5'7". That's just wasteful use of biomass. You had enough material to make four dudes and instead you made three. That thing is blocking an entire isle in the grocery store.
No you got the math the wrong way around. Let's say that you've got four 150 cm dudes. That's a reasonable amount, and a nice round number. Add their heights together, that's 600 cm. The same height could be used to make three 200 cm guys. What are you going to do with three giraffes that you can't fit into a normal-sized car, that you couldn't do with four compact travel-sized guys.
Fun fact: The last time I checked Gandalf's height for a shitpost, one souce stated that he is 167cm/5'6", so my height!!!! The second source I found described Gandalf is "taller than Dwarves and Hobbits, but shorter than Elves and Men."
>:|
In fact this is not only true but also means that Gandalf is A FULL FOOT SHORTER than Aragorn AND Boromir both!
Wait I think we've finally put together why Gandalf liked hanging out with hobbits and dwarves.
surely this is a sign that thereβs nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now
A little thing I noticed about the chapter bosses:
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Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

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recurring dead wife flashback where it becomes increasingly apparent that the person remembering her has dishonestly claimed a romantic dynamic to their relationship that never actually existed and erased any conflict that ever existed between them now that she's no longer able to say no to them
dead wife flashback where each time we see her she looks more confused and upset by how she's remembered, then desperate and furious, until she's hammering on the glass screaming to be let out
Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.