You're At The Gates Of Human Evolution

Iron Man: “I’ve got a bad feeling in the pit of me wallet.”

The Incredible Hulk: “No people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.”

Iron Man 2: “This guy’s not half-bad-looking for a maniac–wait a minute, Patrick. I’m the maniac!”

Thor: “It’s not the boots, it’s the bootee! Err, um, the person in the boots!”

Captain America: The First Avenger: “It is becoming increasingly obvious–I can deny it no longer–I am small.”

The Avengers: “There’s evil afoot!”

Iron Man 3: “Well, you backed up. And you know what? I think we’re out of gas. And you know what else? WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!”

Thor: The Dark World: “This isn’t your average everyday darkness, this is–advanced darkness!”

Captain America: The Winter Soldier: “You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.”

Guardians of the Galaxy: “Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?”

CHESS WITH NO LIMITS: an xmfc + chess club highschool au i literally came up with today

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