18 going on extinct

This makes me laugh so hard EVERYTIME

I almost sent this to the chair of my department once.

me everyday at work

same

I will always reblog this.

Wtf chris

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards

What did I just read

the truth 

Simply beat the negative energy out of your life like a baseball bat

Crystals for banishing someone: any of em if you throw em hard enough

find yourself a s/o who cares. genuinely cares. someone who’ll spend endless nights with you where you just need to be held, and holds you softer and closer than you ever thought possible. someone who helps you wake up in the morning when the world feels too grey. someone who puts the toothpaste on your toothbrush if you don’t have the energy to do it. someone who thinks about you when you aren’t there, and leaves you little notes just to know it’ll make you smile. just because they love your smile. because TRUST me when I say that people like that do exist, and they will make your life so much better and you should never settle for anything less. ever.

Someone waiting to do something bc they want to experience it w you is a glowing kind of love

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

happy pride month remember that bisexuals in m/f relationships are still a valid and important part of the lgbt community