fuck all media look up at the sky

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

there's not a single nonchalant bone in my body. I care so much I could literally vomit.

Considering introducing a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind

Google search "how do other people manage it"

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

Now more than ever I think it might be time to consider unconventional tactics in our war on Christmas. It must be stopped by any means

Alright I'll bite. What's a new York

that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.

THE FIGHT AGAINST MEANING CONTINUES

my "suicidal pervert" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my well-being

Organic chemists going to uni for years to learn what bacterior 🦠 know intuitively. Embarrassing.

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive