Every now and then Bruce advertises some food brands with his pretty face.
And each time Clark eats and drinks nothing but advertised things for a month or two because he's not normal about Bruce Wayne.

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Every now and then Bruce advertises some food brands with his pretty face.
And each time Clark eats and drinks nothing but advertised things for a month or two because he's not normal about Bruce Wayne.

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When Clark sees Bruce without his cowl for the first time and see his sad eyes rimmed with streaking black liner, he almost busts in his pants instantly.
Years of pining for the Bat, and now that he could finally fill that blank in his fantasies, he couldn’t help but drop to his knees instantly.
Bruce doesn’t say anything, just lets the Man of Steel nuzzle his face into his stomach as he holds him tight. His fingers combing through his neat curls.
Bruce loves to pretend like he isn’t interested in the bulky, awkward, reporter from Metropolis. He acted as if he didn’t search for him at every gala and event or only ever accept interviews from him alone.
Bruce’s ice gray eyes followed the large man as he stumbled around the beautifully decorated gala space. He looked so out of place, but the idea of him not being there made Bruce’s heart clench.
“Clark!” A melodic, feminine, voice called from the bar, making both men turn. Clark let out a sigh of relief, as if this woman was everything he’d been searching for. It made Bruce’s jaw clench as he watched them meet in the middle, all smiles and jokes.
He couldn’t hear their conversation from where he stood, so he moved closer. Pretending to join a small group of older women in their conversation about that year’s group of Gotham debutantes.
“I told you to stay close! For a man your size, you sure do get lost easy.” Clark scratched the back of his neck as the woman swatted his shoulder playfully. He’s never lost for me. Bruce thought to himself. I always know where he is. “Sorry, Lois. I was trying to find someone to interview so we could leave but then I got pulled around by some older women.” He chuckled, opening his notepad to recite what’d he gotten so far.
This woman, Lois, seemed more interested in their work than Clark himself. Which helped Bruce’s growing agitation at not having his full attention as he always did during these events. “You’ve always been a magnet for these women.” She joked. Bruce didn’t listen to the rest of their conversation as his eyes zoned in on the way her hand lingered on Clark’s arm.
It was too much. Not even Bruce had allowed himself such pleasures.
Without another thought, he excused himself from the group of ladies and walked over to the reporters. His hands clenched open and closed at his sides, trying to keep himself composed.
“Mr. Kent! I wasn’t sure you’d be coming tonight!” He gave him his classic Brucie smile, grabbing him by the upper arm and subtly—not so subtly—yanking him away from Lois’s touch. Clark, none the wiser, blushed and smiled at the man. “Mr. Wayne, it’s a pleasure to see you, as always.” His awkwardness made Bruce preen like a bird, especially the light blush on his cheeks.
He wanted—needed—him in ways he’d never wanted another.
“Ms. Lane, bother if I steal him from you?” He asked her kindly as if his grip wasn’t like a python around Clark’s bicep. Lois, ever the smartest woman in the room, smirked up at her friend before nodding at the billionaire that had staked his claim so openly. “Of course not! Take him all night if you want!” She winked, not getting to blink before Clark was getting dragged away down a dark corridor.
What if Superman babysat Babian(4)?
Superman, burnt up: Crashing into the cave.
Damian, scruffed up: Protectively tucked into Superman's chest.
Batman, alert: ?!
Damian, sprinting into Bruce's arms: "M-MOOOOOMMMAAA!!"
Batman, easily catching Damian: Checking him all over for injuries. "I see you're all burnt up, too." Sees none.
Batman, tousling his hair: "I take it you had fun?"
Damian, shaking his head: "NO. I. DIDN'T!"
Superman, scared for his life: "..."
Damian, pointing at Superman: "THE FORTRESS WAS THE WORST!!" Huffing. "HE DIDN'T FEED ME!"
Superman, gasping: "Yes I did! You said Ma Kent's pies were delicious!"
Damian, red in the face: "HE DOESN'T PLAY FAIR!"
Superman: "How am I supposed to “turn off” my super hearing??"
Damian: "AND- AND- HE LED ME IN DANGERRR!!"
Bruce, eyebrow raised under the cowl: "..."
Superman, feeling the eyebrow raise from a mile away: "I!-...."
Damian: "Mama! I almost bit the dust!!" Panting.
Damian, showing off his torn cape: "You see this?? You see- I- I-" Yawns.
Damian, exhausted: Falls asleep in Bruce's arms.
Batman, sighing: "Hm."
Super-"I fucked up"-man: "B! I am so so, so sorry! I-"
Batman: "? What for?"
Superman: "H-...huh?"
Batman, mildly impressed: "Usually it's his babysitters that end up this tuckered out."
Superman: "....really?"
Batman: Smiles. "Never seen it happen the other way around. Quite an achievement, Superman."
Superman, about to cry: "T-thank you...?"
Batman: "Perhaps I could... Call on you again...?"
Damian, jolting awake: "H-huh??"
Superman, blushing: "U-uh! Y-yeah... I'd lov- I mean! Sure! Of course! I don't- I don't mind..."
Batman, nuzzling Damian's head: "Anyway, I should tuck him in. See you tomorrow, Superman." Walks away.
Superman, dazed: "Yeah... See you..."
Damian, squirming: "Noooo! No no no!!"
Batman, cooing: "Yes~"
Bernard, bitterly: "Congrats. You got him. You've won."
Kon, smug: "Thanks."
Bernard, begrudgingly: "I still love Tim and I want him to be happy."
Kon, raising a brow: "Oh, don't worry. He will be happy with me."
Bernard, shaking his head: "You must keep him happy. And entertained."
Kon, losing patience: "I... Know. I'm his boyfriend now. Of course I'll make him ha-"
Bernard: "Sure, that's a given. But you also have to keep him happy and entertained, for your sake."
Kon: "What, is this like- happy wife, happy life situation?"
Bernard, losing patience: "You don't understand. When Tim is bored, he will crave stimulation-"
Kon, smirking:
Bernard: "Not that kind of stimulation! God-" pinches the bridge of his nose.
"He will want to debate with you. And frankly, from what I've seen, you don't match Tim's intellectual capacity."
Kon, offended: "Oh, what, and you do?"
Bernard, rolling his eyes: "Oh trust me, I barely survived the first few times." Takes a deep breath.
"When Tim's bored, he will want to argue. No prompting needed. He will argue."
Kon, in disbelief: "What?"
Bernard: "Even if you don't want to fight him, he will make it so that you'd want to." Sighs.
Bernard, grabbing Kon by the shoulders and shaking him lightly: "Do. Not. Fall. For. It."
Kon, startled: "O-okay! Okay! Uhh... Thanks?"
Bernard: "I don't know what it is about the Waynes, but they're damn good at ragebaiting."
Bernard: "I saw Bruce ragebait Clark to the point of him walking out of the Manor and breaking the door in the process.
"Bruce was smirking."
Kon "What the fuck did I just get myself into" Kent: "...."

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I want Bruce to burst out crying every time he sees a baby on the street. Like, inconsolable sobbing. Each time.
And if he's with one of his children during these episodes, he would look at them with the saddest, tear-filled eyes saying "I'm so sad I didn't get to see you like this" and it kind of makes them guilty? Bruce doesn't mean to make them guilty, but he has such sad eyes. Other times they'd be saying "If I can't see you like this, at least give me a grandchild."
No one knows how or why this started. All they know is that Bruce, since meeting Damian, has just been having baby fever. But it was never to the point of bursting out in tears in public before.
On a totally unrelated note, Bruce unexpectedly gives birth in the bath tub and is crying alongside his new baby because ohmygodmybabyissocutethey'resolittleandtinyandcute.
Bruce, surrounded by the house pets: "Where are you going?"
Tim: "U-uh... On a sleepover... With Bernard and Kon?"
Bruce, sighing: "Don't forget your birth control."
Tim, embarrassed: "MA! I'M 19!"
Bruce, raising a brow: "And I'm 38."
Tim: "...."
Tim: "Take me to the pharmacy?"
Bruce, already getting up: Sighs.
Bruce, surrounded by the house pets: "Where are you going?"
Tim: "U-uh... On a sleepover... With Bernard and Kon?"
Bruce, sighing: "Don't forget your birth control."
Tim, embarrassed: "MA! I'M 19!"
Bruce, raising a brow: "And I'm 38."
Tim: "...."
Tim: "Take me to the pharmacy?"
Bruce, already getting up: Sighs.
Thinking of a college superbat au where Clark and Bruce have a required humanities class together and are paired up for the remainder of the semester.
Things obviously start on the wrong foot because everyone knows the Wayne Heir, either as the most annoying know-it-all in the engineering department or as the life of the party. And Clark wants nothing to do with an engineering student who couldn't care less for ethics.
Worse yet, when they first plan to meet up, not only is Bruce a no-show, but he also yells at Clark when he calls Bruce. Yet there he was Friday night —two days after they were supposed to meet up — at Diana's party, doing a keg stand as the crowd chanted "CHUG!" CHUG! CHUG!
No thoughts but Bruce waking up one morning after patrol, heading downstairs in his slippers and PJs, looking for a cup of coffee and some breakfast before work. The kids are up, Bruce can hear them getting up or moving around downstairs, all is as it should be. Roy is coming out of Jason's room, heading for the showers by the looks of it. Bruce doesn't remember seeing him on patrol last night, huh, he must have crashed last night or something. Wally wishes him a good morning from inside Dick's room, still wrapped up in the comforter and Bruce just grunts because its too early in the morning. Bruce heads down to the kitchen, where Alfred puts a coffee and pastry into his hand with a 'good morning'. Kon is sat at the end of the kitchen island, wearing what looks like one of Bruce's old t-shirts that Bruce is sure he gave to Tim, sipping a cup of coffee while Tim rifles through the basket of pastries. Steph appears, full bed head in tow, hand in hand with an equally yawning Kara. Those four are getting loud and Bruce just wants to enjoy his breakfast in peace, he heads out to the patio where he says good morning to Pa Kent who is tending to the vegetable garden while Alfred keeps him company. When Bruce has enough, he heads back upstairs and gets back into the bed, cuddling into Khoa.

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hi
Khoas
The concept of people in league disliking batman even if they respect him as leader or team mate makes me so sad
Bc like yeah he is not liked there
But he is needed there
And this is enough for Bruce to just keep showing up 😞
Bro would keep showing up even if antagonized by others simply because if there is mission and someone dies he will blame himself for it still
Ugh my fave angst 🫶❤️
I will spend whole night thinking how different leaguers would react to finding out their beloved Brucie is the big bad bat
forever a fan of this trope it'll kill me one day
But with a twist:
"Bruce?"
It was him, his name, said so softly in the watchtower's halls in casual conversation. Batman resisted the urge to snap his head in the direction of Superman's voice, even if it was his name, it wasn't him Clark was calling for.
Batman's hands didn't stop working, he stayed hunched over his work table.
"he's...Lovely" Clark said "you know how he is"
Diana laughed, like she understood, like this was a joke they shared
A joke Batman- Bruce- wasn't privy to. Their third of the trinity
"a little airheaded sometimes, but it's cute."
This he knows, Clark told him so, just not the airheaded part.
"He can be a little simple at times, Kal, but I don't think he's airheaded."
Batman's hands shook slightly, he didn't stop working
"he's charming, and a good conversation partner" Diana praised him, he thinks " If you know which topic to pick, of course"
Batman's hands were too shaky to work more. He needed to stop
Red Hood: Gets hit by Superman's lasers.
Red Hood: "UGH! WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Superman, blood running cold: mumbling "I'm soo not gonna be sleeping in my bed tonight."
"Cassandra is going to get the cowl."
Dick expected laughter. You know, the pre-recorded, fake kind of sitcom laughter that was played after a joke. But no one was laughing. Superman wasn't smiling.
"Cassandra?" Dick repeated, unsure. "Superman, I know she is an alpha, but people will notice that she is not... she is not mo... Bruce."
The correction had been instinctive, as it had been a thousand times before.
It had slipped off his tongue, without anger, without sarcasm, without anything but pain.
For the second time in his life, Dick had been left without a parent, and the pain was so great that he felt a hollowness in his chest.
There were no words to describe what he felt. The correction hadn't gone unnoticed by Superman.
The alien alpha's expression hardened, "She's Bruce's daughter. She has the right. When Damian is old enough, and if he wants, he'll be her successor. But Gotham needs Batman now, and Cassandra will be."
Dick pursed his lips, "I'm his first son. I should be the new Batman."
Please, I've lost everything, at least let me have this, were the words he couldn't say, because never, not once, had he truly thought he'd see a day when Bruce would no longer be there.
He'd been naive, he knew it.
Their lives weren't suited to those who wanted to grow old. Many died.
But many also came back (and hadn't Tim been so stubborn about it? Hadn't he said Bruce could go back but Dick hadn't listened? He couldn't allow himself to listen to Tim and be crushed by reality, again.)
Superman growled, "No, you're not."
He felt his blood boil in his veins, "I am! I'm his first Robin, the one who started it all! In the eyes of the law, I became his son years later, but I..."
"You never wanted to be his son."
Superman's words silenced him, stunned. The Kryptonian's eyes were red. "You made that clear. You screamed it in his face. You spat at him that he was a poor excuse for an omega, that he was not and never would be your mother. You were right. He wasn't. For this reason, the cowl will not go to you."
Dick's heart tightened, began to stammer, skipping beats as if on a string. "I was frustrated. He's... he wasn't an easy man to love..."
"For you, you mean. Because he wasn't normal enough. His problems were an inconvenience to you. You didn't care how they affected him, only how inconvenient it was for you to live with someone who wasn't normal!"
Superman paused to catch his breath, closing his eyes, as if fighting back tears. Dick tried to speak, but the Kryptonian wouldn't let him. "He always tried to do the best he could. He tried. But it was never enough, was it? Your help...you denied him his autonomy, always so righteous, Nightwing. A good alpha. An alpha who had to remind the omega of his place..."
"That's not the case, you know it's not..."
"I know you hurt him. I know that to you, he was a worthless omega. You can't even say he was your mother, Nightwing. Because you always refused to consider yourself his son. So no, the cowl will not go to you. You will not stain his legacy."
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Toddler Jon who cries and cries for the three days Bruce is in heat/Clark is in rut, while his poor brothers and sisters try their best babysitting him. Alfred took his holiday, only for Bruce and Clark to start their cycles weeks early. Unfortunately, Jon just discovered his eye lasers and flight superpowers.
Dick: Okay! Lunch is ready! I made barbecue chicken sandwiches. They’re not as good as Clark’s but we’re going to have to make it work.
Jason: Fuck.
Tim, holding baby Jon: Oh now you did it, Dickhead.
Jon, tearing up: Cwark? Daddy and Mama gone!! Miss them!!!
Kon, hungry as fuck and scared of the baby kryptonian: Hush, pup, only a day more and mama and daddy will feel better.
Cass, nodding but still grabbing her plate: Yes pup, patience.
Jon: Pay-shuns?
Damien: Yes, patience, baba and Clark are going to be better soon.
Steph and Duke, the victims of his last eye laser tantrum an hour ago: Yep yep!! So soon!!
Dick: Everyone grab food and we’re going outside. He’s a time bomb.
Jason: If they make another we’re so fucked
Bruce was a lot more flexible when he was younger, so he was always doing flips and tricks with Dick. He could keep up with him
Anytime Dick showed him a new move, Bruce bounced back if he fell or got hurt. It was fun. It was almost as if he were back in the circus and able to do gymnastics with everyone
As he got older and more damaged, his body wasn’t able to move like before. So he bulked up to exchange his flexibility and speed for power and stability
It’s just another thing time and age took away from Dick