Junk

This speaks to me on a deep, spiritual level.

Gonzo is an nb icon no takebacks

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

This basically sums up all his tweets

I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking

Are you fucking stupid.

I mean broadly yeah but what prompted you to ask

are you not entertained? is this not why you are here?

as a russian speaker i will verify that this is actually the correct translation and not a meme

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

SCP 

fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work

HE’S STEALING THE BROWN

@xanthorrthetimid

@oliyte​ DIS YOU MOFO

I'M CRYING SO HARD

Imagine having lungs that can't deal with some smoke

Imagine smelling like shit literally all the time

I thought you guys were talking about like... a meat smoker. Like a large grill for meats. I was so concerned as to why everyone in the comments was so up in arms at people having a BBQ that I forgot cigarettes were even a thing.