where the magic happens

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

dad who's about to sneeze: I think I'll scream when I do it

Happy July 1st

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

LMAO WHAT IS THIS

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

I can’t believe this got to 20k notes. Is there something about this that resonates with people on some level?

Round

round

I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.

we're never going to get a beautiful mexican intersex pope are we

fuck everything