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I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

SIR.

ooohhh so that's what those are for.... vampire condom

the freaking strugle

ok but did you put your fucking h*gwarts house in your online class discussion forum introduction

absolutely not i have taste what i DID say for my interesting fact was that i have 999:59 hours in my copy of pokemon heartgold

ok ok i understand. this professor is just dunking on harry potter right out the gate unprompted

W h o a

this makes me uncomfortable

This are the kind of memes Miles Morales has in his dimension

Into the memeverse

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

Or the very opposite, where you feel like reading and being on the internet and watching a show and sleeping but you can’t decide what to do so you just stare at a wall for 7.5 hours

My dad told me that he has a coworker who’s a trans woman. She was married to this girl before her transition and they remained together after it. Everyone at work respects her pronouns. My dad is in a chiefing position at his office and he told me that nobody jokes behind her back. She and her wife have two cute dogs together and I felt like I should share this story bc I want everyone to know that this positivity and respect exists and you deserve it. Don’t ever dare think that you don’t because you do.

Update: they have three dogs now

I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual headache oml