god won't let me die

You ever just wanna fuck?

got my lab results back turns out i’m full of rage because i am full of grief

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg

i’ve been so well-behaved i deserve to light things on fire now

one fun thing about living in the midwest is that they're selling pigs on facebook marketplace. 300 dollars could buy me a new and interesting problem

lol your kinda cute Not to be too aggressive or anything but I’ll rend you limb from limb

girl selfshippers should "get in the way" of popular generic m/m ships as often as possible. for sport and my personal enjoyment

that edible you took three years ago is about to kick in

you laugh but years ago i had a massive head cold and i was sitting at a red light trying to blow my nose so hard you'd think i was giving birth through my nostril and all of a sudden i got snow drainage like that taste and the coaty throat and my gums went numb like wtf. at that point i'd been clean off the yayo for almost a dozen years like do i seriously have a weird pocket of cocaine packed far up in my sinus somewhere or wtf is happening.

the world is so beautiful