ship memes

I decided to make my own list, since I’ve thought of some cute ones:

Who worries about how they will look when they’re older

Who makes the mix tapes/cd’s

Clings to the other during scary movies

Gets into the shower with the other randomly

Flashes the other when they walk by after taking a shower alone

Initiates hand holding while the other is driving

Secretly tries to touch the other in naughty places during public/family events

Asks weird questions in the middle of the night

Asks “what are you thinking about?”

Because two people living together can get messy.

Who leaves their dirty underwear on the floor?

Who farts under the sheets?

Who doesn’t close the door when they go to the bathroom?

Who pees in the shower?

Who forgets to put the cat outside the bedroom when they have sex?

Who walks around the house with no pants on?

Send me a ship and I’ll reply with:

Who would throw the wildest parties?

Who would always fall asleep on the couch?

Who would enter them both in a talent show?

Who would try to get out of doing their chores?

Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire whilst cooking?

Who would always bring home a new stray pet?

Send me a ship, and I’ll reply with:

Who would throw the other in the pool:

Who is the better carer when the other is sick:

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them:

Who would cook the better romantic dinner:

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room:

Who would have the best holiday ideas:

Their ringtones for each other

Their FB relationship status

Whether they are addicted to couples selfies

Which of their friends is over-joyed shipper trash that they are together

Who overshares intimate relationship details

Who steals the other’s clothes

Who’s the PDA fan

packs the lunches

blows raspberries while cuddling

is the tickle monster

gives life lesson speeches

kisses the boo-boos 

breaks the bad news

joins the PTA

crashes sleepovers with embarrassing stories

I can’t find a meme I really like, so I compiled some of my favorite questions and added some of my own! (feel free to use this anyone)

send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who:

falls asleep on the couch

makes friends with the neighbors

is the adventurous eater

hogs the covers at night

forgets to do the dishes

tries to surprise their partner more often

leaves dirty laundry on the floor

stays up til 2 AM reading

sings in the shower

takes the selfies

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes

sends the other unsolicited nudes

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit 

killed the guy (also, which hid the body)

wears the least clothing around the house

Who is the submissive one?

Who is more likely to initiate a scene?

What are their respective safewords?

Do they prefer to go to clubs, or be at home?

Are they an active part of their local kink community?

Which one of them:

spikes the eggnog?

hangs the stockings?

leaves cookies and milk out to keep up with the santa tradition?

"accidentally" throws away the fruitcake

goes overboard on the whipped cream?

is the inevitable Christmas grinch?

wakes up first on Christmas?

rolls their eyes as the same cheesy carol plays in the stores for the millionth time?

starts playing Christmas music the day after Halloween?

      and I’ll tell you who…

Finds ideas for Halloween costumes -

Proposes to take a relaxing bath together -

Spoils the kids a little bit too much -

Wakes his/her other half on the week-end for some grown-ups quality time -

Likes watching outside when there is a storm -

Is the most addicted to coffee -

Has a lot of family photos in her/his phone -

Eats the last part of pie/cake -

Checks on the kids before going to bed -

How differently do they think of each other now compared to when they first met?

What do their friends/family think of their relationship?

How do their personalities/skills complement or contrast with each other?

What is their favorite aspect of each other?

Do either of them have pet peeves about each other?

How would each reconcile with each other after a fight?

What would be their ideal vacation getaway together?

who takes the other’s last name

who chooses where to go for the honeymoon

who talks about the other more without noticing

who forces the couples halloween costumes

who shows up at the other’s work randomly with gifts

What do they celebrate?

What are their plans for the day? 

What is something they had a hard time coming to an agreement about?

Do they buy gifts ahead of time or last minute?

What are they getting each other?

If there are children in the household, what are they told about the holiday? What are they getting excited for?

If children, what are they getting for Christmas and how will the adults think they will react?

What are they wearing to the big family dinner/gathering, or do they not plan that out till the day?

Is there an office holiday party they are going to?