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Thank you JJ for bringing SW9 to its right track (well mostly) after the trashy crap disaster SW8.
I'm fed up with all the sayings "your should ship you OTP with them being versatile/ your ships are versatile/ they switch top and bottom". For fxxk sake they are not really in a relationship to begin with and all are only your fantasies and shipping. If I prefer sb to be bottom then I want him/her to be bottom, and vice versa for tops. Don't come to my face and convince me with this bullxxxx . I ship what I want they to be and get the hell out of other's preference of shipping.
Do you consider yourself a sifu?
DY: (long pause) Uhhhh…you know, I think I’m both, I’m a teacher and a student. I don’t have many students, because I dedicated the last twenty-something years of my life to the film industry…I would rather call myself a full-time filmmaker and an amateur at martial arts! Everybody on the set, I consider them students I guess, because I like to share my experiences in the decades I’ve spent making action movies. But at the same time I consider myself a student because each time I finish a movie, I look back and I say to myself: “There are so many areas where I can be even better.” And I’ve tried to keep that way of thinking. In each movie, I strive for a breakthrough…there’s so much more to learn. The more I learn, the more I feel like a student! ©
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Donnie Yen Autobiography “All About Donnie (問丹心)” Translation Ch.1(pt 1-3)
Guess what... I have translated more of the content of Donnie’s autobiography. I’m planning to translate the first two chapters of his book, which are about his childhood and his experiences when he was early into the show business.
There are 5 parts in the first chapter “My Personal Development” and 4 parts in the second chapter “Into the Show Business”.
The previous post I made I had translated part 2 of chapter 2.
Once again, BIG THANK YOU to my dear beta Dream @evocating for her generosity and patience. My work looks legible because of you. Also thank my real life friend Asura for helping me to clear my mind and translating a few but important sentences for me.
Crappy photos of the original text taken by me are attached with this post below for reference. Baby Donnie is ADORABLE OKAY!???
Reminder: This post is so damn long with words and pictures.
Thank you so much for translating those excerpts! I'm curious about the nature of written Chinese here--is it an intrinsically formal language? Or does he use hard-to-translate slang in the book?
Thanks for your ask! In the part I translated, he used quite a lot of hard-to-translate Canton slang. But throughout the book, he mostly use a formal language in writing... with some idioms and slangs here and there...
Donnie Yen’s Autobiography: “All About Donnie (問丹心)"
Donnie has written an autobiography back in 2011. Recently I bought it and found some interesting stories of him. THEY WERE ALL DRAMATIC OKAY? I thought I might just translate them and share with you all here. Millions millions thanks to my dear beta Dream @evocating . You have helped me A LOT.
The stories of Donnie below were about his two encounters with the triads in Hong Kong and Taiwan years ago when he was filming. Donnie is a sexy sweet caring talented dangerous smol who will protect his family and friends at all cost ;;;
Donnie Yen’s autobiography (Page 36-40)
Chapter 2: Getting Into the Film Industry
“Against the Triads’ Power”
In recent years, the film industry (in HK) is on a track to be systematic and standardized according to rules and regulations. However, when I first started, people with triad backgrounds working behind the scenes was very common. I daresay that the film producers, especially, were rather dubious. They were hired to deal with the intrusions of the triads like collecting “fines” and “protection fees” and bargaining with them.
Although I have practiced martial arts for a long time and was skilled in a few ways even then, the two encounters I had with the triads were so dangerous that I barely escaped by a hair’s breath. Nevertheless, there is justice in the world and I got out both of them safely.
“Triads Collecting Protection Fee”
One day, when I was filming my second leading film “Mismatched Couples”, we went to Yuenlong(a suburb in HK) to film at a villa. New Territories(one of the three main regions of HK. Yuenlong is located there. NT are mainly countryside and suburbs) was far-away from the centre of HK. I heard the producer was dealing with the triad on the phone. The triad who controlled that area claimed that they had to collect ten thousand of HK dollars as protection fee, otherwise, they would “rape the leading female actress and cut the face of the leading male actor”. Of course, the lead male actor referred to me, and the leading ladies were May Lo and Anna Ueyama. Did that mean that we were in danger?
My master Yuen Wo Ping was rash and hard-headed; he had hot blood in his veins and steel in his spine. As the director of the film, he refused to bow to the triads. He ordered the whole crew to stop filming, and give the triads “a right and proper welcome”. At night, the triad members arrived; two cars full of them. We shone the spotlights onto the main gate and used our own cars to block their route of retreat. Then the crowd, including me, threw ourselves to surround them and threw stones at their windows and windshields to scare them. They were frightened to death and ran away like chickens and stray dogs chased by hounds. It was very satisfying for everyone to watch them go.
In fact, ten or twenty years ago, the triads were so commonly seen in the Taiwan show business. The film “The Miracle Fighters(1982)” was produced by a Taiwanese triad leader. Making films was only his hobby; his income came from the underground gaming houses.
However, do not underestimate him as merely one of triads; he’s not stupid or uneducated by any means. He was skillful with his words and with his fists, and could chat with me in fluent English. During free time, we would discuss the films that we have watched. He was a character like the blind warrior, Toshirō Mifune; he would carry along two katanas with him. Even on the sets, he and triad members would place some of their weapons around us, like the lamp stands, so as to warn people from coming to them for revenge.
One day, a former staff member from the props team brought in some gang members with sickles in hands. Fortunately, YWP came forward and mediated between the two sides, reducing the argument from a mountain to a molehill. The incident thus ended in peace. Nevertheless, in such circumstance, you had to stay alert at every moment or else there will be innocent people who end up hurt.
A few years later, I brought my sister, Chris Yen, who was only 12-13 years old, with me to Taiwan to film “The Close Encounter of Vampire(1986)”(She was cast in the film). One day I found that there was a bruise on her arm. After investigating, I found out that it was some hooligan on the set who had hurt her. I immediately went to the executive director to explain the situation. Then I waited outside the studio for that thug. When I saw him, I questioned him at once, “Did you bully my sister?” He didn’t even try to deny it. I was so furious that I taught him a lesson with fists. I hit him so hard that, afterwards, the bones of my fingers were bent
The hooligan hadn’t learned his lesson, so he asked his gang leader to deal with me. The situation was like this: on one hand, there was a crowd who was crying out for my blood; on the other, the film’s boss knew it wasn’t my fault. So he hurriedly got some people to escort me back to the hotel I was staying. I had offended the wrong people on the set so it was lucky that the boss helped me to resolve the incident. Or else I would have been stabbed god knows how many times, and died in Taiwan.
In those days, my blood ran hot and I believed that situations should be resolved by violence: an eye for an eye. That was recklessness. In a civilized society, we should instead use the law to deal with criminal elements. That’s the sensible way.
Donnie Yen and Jiang Wen in Rogue One: Behind the Scenes
Chirrut Îmwe’s line ‘Are you kidding me? I’m blind!’ in Rogue One : A Star Wars Story was improvised by Donnie Yen himself

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Donnie teaches someone a Cantonese dialect on the set Ip Man 3 and I … DYING? XD Guys! Tell me what he says??
guys he wiggles and sings simultaneously
@evocating have u seen this yet??
Local bilingual (who now has 50% understanding of Canto purely through Donnie movies because lemme tell you, grasping other dialects through knowledge of one is a thing) to the rescue!!!
Part 1: Donnie is trying to teach this guy how to say “你没有搞错,” which is pronounced in Cantonese like lei mo yao gao chou (I don’t know Jyutping, this is me doing my best to do Jyutping). What it means is something like “are you serious” or “are you fucking with me,” depending on the volume at which you yell the time. It’s a super fucking hooligan line lmao Donnie why are you teaching people this.
ANYWAY, in the first few seconds, Donnie says, “有没, 不行,” which is saying that the guy’s pronounciation of the first two characters are wrong. He starts first with yao 有, and he’s trying to describe to him how to pronounce the word (hence the exaggerated mouth gestures and the hand flailing in front of his mouth.) He’s saying that the word actually changes tones in the middle of the word - “变音了“ bian yin le.
And then the guy tries, gives up halfway, and says, “说得不对” shuo de bu dui, “I got it wrong!” Donnie makes him try again, and then he goes all, “Eh? 很标准的!” hen biao zhun de, which means “It’s very accurate!” Then he starts fixing the other word and making the guy say it over and over while standing there looking like Ip Man staring sternly while Bruce Lee kicks shit into pieces.
I. Never mind.
Part 2: I have no idea what is going on here except that 1) the guy is still repeating the line over and over and 2) Donnie just decided to go into Beijing opera-style singing midway while he’s flailing his hands in circles–
OH I GET IT NOW. He’s been trying to explain to the guy how to pronounce 有 yao, and it really is this weird tongue movement-flick thing that you have to do because Cantonese is a piece of shit, and he’s just… doing… a demonstration of what the guy’s supposed to do with his tongue… with his hands… and he wriggles doing it because he’s Donnie.
THAT’S IT and I’m late for a meeting because of this post iluall.
DREAM YOU’RE THE FUCKING BEST
this is my fave video of donnie yen officially
well at least i can say i’ve learned on phrase in cantonese after this whole class he made
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Dream, you’re mostly correct! Just to amend two of the Chinese words. “你没有搞错” should be “你有無搞錯” in the case of Cantonese or “你有沒有搞錯” in Mandarin. “你’沒有’搞錯” would change the original meaning of the slang “are you serious” into “you are not mistaken”
btw, my chinese typing is the traditional one so why is my word “錯” instead of “ 错”. they’re the same.
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Not for any special reason - just a fun little thing I wanted to put together for my fellow Kyluxers. <3
Here’s what you can win:
Kylo Funko Pop figurine;
Hux Funko Pop figurine;
3 3/4″ Hasbro Hux figurine (inexplicably includes jetpack);
3 3/4″ Hasbro Kylo figurine. He’s invisible. (OK, he’s not actually invisible - he’s just not pictured here because he’s on back order. He *is* part of the prize, though. I promise);
Star Wars tissues (for crying over fanfics. May also be used for non-fanfic-related crying, colds, really flimsy origami, etc.);
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Custom-made Hux tsum tsum (closeup below. Yours won’t have fuzz on his hat).
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Clint, do you and Phil get to go on dates?
this is so hard to explain to people and i’m really tired of trying.