oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL

doing laundry? fine, even fun. putting laundry away? terrible. worst chore. wretched way to spend time.

no putting laundry away we live out of the basket like men

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

This scene was a national treasure

dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

It’s that time of year again!

@howboutjusttrash