this is the vibe i bring to the party actually
Three Goblin Art

if i look back, i am lost
hello vonnie
🪼
One Nice Bug Per Day

@theartofmadeline
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Today's Document

wallacepolsom

izzy's playlists!
tumblr dot com
d e v o n

PR's Tumblrdome
sheepfilms
dirt enthusiast
Show & Tell
h
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia

seen from South Korea

seen from United States

seen from New Zealand
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia
seen from Tunisia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Brazil

seen from Russia
seen from Brazil

seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from United States
seen from United States
@luxuriant-starlight
this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french
think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.
Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
wait……thinking about little twelve year old annabeth blushing and “hyperventilating” around luke... we know she lost the dgaf war ages ago but like. that’s so funny. and i know that’s her in her little puppy love crush phase or whatever but now i’m just imagining annabeth reacting the same way around percy and he’s so baffled by it. he’s used to “cool girl” annabeth who gets shit done and is rather blunt with him and has her moments of vulnerability around him but she’s always somewhat composed through it all. and now suddenly she can’t meet his eye and her cheeks are so red and he’s absolutely lost abt it LMAO
he passes by annabeth without a second thought, his hand just barely grazing her back, and suddenly she’s got butterfingers and drops the box of beads for arts and crafts all over the place. he stops and doubles back to help her clean up but she steps back onto the beads and her foot slips out from under her and she almost eats shit. he catches her and she reacts so viscerally she ends up elbowing him in the nose and dragging both of them down to eat shit. oh she’s utterly humiliated BAHHAHAHA she catches herself giggling at one of his jokes one time and is horrified by it. she’s losing her aura so bad she’s gotta lock in
she learns that if she keeps her eyes off of him then she can keep most of her composure. so when percy hits her with that “don’t i get a kiss for luck? it’s kind of tradition…” she keeps her eyes FIRMLY on the army of monsters to respond nonchalantly. but trust the second she was alone with michael again, she dropped her dagger and had to take a quick lap before locking in again
the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child
by god i miss the early days of the pjoverse where the big three kids weren't meant to exist because they were too powerful and dangerous. the other kids at camp had skills but not powers—apollo kids could sing and shoot, hermes kids were fast, hephaestus kids were good at metalworking, etc. really only the demeter kids had powers in helping the strawberry plants grow quicker and healthier. but like will had to sing a hymn to apollo and call on his father's power to heal annabeth's arm and it wasn't even completely healed. etc. but children of the big three were terrifying. so terrifying that the big three themselves believed they shouldn't be allowed to have them anymore.
percy being claimed and everyone dropping to their knees and then promptly avoiding him out of fear, percy only training with luke after that. thalia coming back in som and everyone being frozen and not moving to help her, equal parts awe and fear...mostly fear. percy and thalia clashing in ttc and everyone falling silent and backing away as chiron orders and pleads with them to stop. percy realizing nico is a son of hades and being horrified but lying to cover for him and keep him away from both the titans and the gods.
percy commanding the seas and having trouble believing that his father commanded it all, that he could command it as well. thalia using lightning bolts in battle like they're simply weapons and not forces of nature. nico cracking open the earth and commanding the dead, sapping the life from the world around him as well. percy setting off an eruption that displaces half a million people and being horrified by his own power, believing it'd be better if he never returned and people just believed he died.
anyways i don't think we talk enough about the fact that percy was like. genuinely Supposed to Die. like the titan war Great Prophecy was pretty damn clear. "hero's soul cursed blade shall reap. see the world in endless sleep. a single choice shall end his days." etc etc etc. i swear to god death was implied every other word and that boy just??? skirted past it??? he saw a blue string (blue has always been his lucky color, it's an inside joke) get cut by the Fates when he was twelve (they were looking right at him, gee i wonder why). apollo (god of literal prophecy) took one look at him when he was fourteen and the blood drained out of his face. Luke said he'd die at sixteen. Poseidon said he'd probably die at sixteen. Chiron said he'd likely die at sixteen because the prophecy was literally so crazy specific like come on impending death is referenced at least four separate times.
so percy was DEFINITELY intended to die and he DEFINITELY knew that and he was also definitely resigned to it. and to be honest he might have actually died because he had already made his peace with it, he wasn't really looking for a solution at that point, he lowk was going to take the easy way out and just do his best to bring kronos with him
and. i say was going to because. then annabeth chase went "aw hell no", stepped in at the last five seconds, exploited the 1% chance-of-success loophole in the prophecy, saved his life and Olympus and did it all without telling anyone what she was planning and goddamnit everyone bow down to the Queen of Loopholes. convinced her future boyfriend to pull a Leo Valdez in his Death Prophecy of the Year and he didn't even realize it

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
thinking about how thalia and percy are the only real forbidden broken oath children. the di angelos being born before the oath, jason and hazel being roman, tyson being a cyclops...they aren't weighed down by the cruelty of the styx, the debt they have to repay for their fathers. thalia and percy are the product of a broken oath on the styx and the styx cannot punish their fathers and must go after them instead.
thalia and percy being hunted to half blood hill and thalia dying to protect her family while percy kills to avenge his family. "thalia" meaning to flourish or blossom, "perseus" meaning to destroy. thalia and percy growing up under an abuser and being made to provide for the family with childcare and money respectively. thalia being heralded by virtue of her father while percy is feared by virtue of his father. luke believing thalia would be on his side and when annabeth considers what thalia’s choice would be, she simply asks percy what he would do because she knew thalia and percy were so alike that they’d make the same choice. if percy wouldn’t side with him, then thalia wouldn’t side with him.
percy and thalia being treated as equal and exchangable weapons and tools by both camp and the gods, pitted against each other but no one else understanding them the way the other does. two sides of the same coin. THALIA AND PERCY TWINISM WINS ONCE AGAIN
percy as camp half bloods union representative was so real actually like he goes to the underworld, the literal place you go where you die and he's immediately talking to charon like. have you thought about organizing against the wealthy man controlling you 🤔 are your wages increasing to match inflation? and then he actually brings it up to hades. shrek they don't even have dental moment truly
#charon needs a raise #blackjack needs sugar cubes #the halfbloods need claiming #calypso needs freeing #bessie needs to keep living
words: 7.5k, rating: t, link: ao3.org

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I honestly forgive that rick riordan wrote percy so that every character is obsessed with him for the simple reason that every time he's absolutely gobsmacked by it, every time someone tells him they like him he just looks at them back like this
chloe payne