you were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs

“animals should be treated well before they’re eaten but eating them isn’t wrong” really isn’t a hard belief to understand

If you don't know why you're tired, that's ok. You need the rest regardless of the reason. Let yourself rest. You don't need an excuse.

The moment I realized I was all in on Pattinson Batman for another two films wasn’t when he was being actually a pretty good detective or a fun brooding weirdo, but when he just ate shit after trying out his wingsuit and walked away like nothing happened

body parts that need regular moisturising are literally so fucking stupid like. my brother in christ we’re 60% water

when hayao miyazaki said that true love was two people inspiring each other to live…recognizing just how hard living is, putting one foot in front of the other every day, how easy it is to lose our passion for it…… that’s the real shit

baking show but the judge dosent know shit about food its 100% based on their personal tastes

"hmm this brownie was pretty good and i can see you really know what your doing. unfortunately you put walnuts in it and i dont like them. pack your things"

do u ever think about someone and ur like: i wanna take care of them so hard??? i want to be their #1 supporter especially during times when they think no one believes in them. i want to comfort them when their thoughts are too loud and i’ll stay up with them all night until they drift off into a peaceful sleep in my arms. like u just wanna b there for them???? and love them endlessly????? and give them affection and so much love that they have never received????

I have now run out of my allotted "in facts" for the year

I remember Brennan saying “laws are just structured threats made by the ruling socioeconomic class” during an episode of D20 and we truly just had to stan immediately

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

oh so like "eh" in canadian

*un-Babels your Tower*

choosing to believe every single story robert pattinson tells about himself in interviews no matter what he says to contradict himself. the only time hes lying is when he says he's lying

two robert pattinsons stand before you. one always lies and the other always tells the truth. theyre not guarding a door or anything though they're just hanging out