the night is young and so am i

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

“why’s there a gap in your resume” there isn’t. look Right there, it says 2023-2025 lolly gagging and dilly dallying

Smoking on that we'd

do you have a favourite book that you love with all your heart but would never recommend to someone without knowing them super well because of the uh, content matter? mine is Throne of Bones by Brian McNaughton. and if you want to tell me yours…. I’m always looking for something to read 👀

I don’t know man…. I’m into some sick stuff, but that’s pushing it even for me.

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal