billionaires do not care about you

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

estrogen wouldnt fix denji chainsaw but it would be an excuse for a bunch of fanartists to draw a shitty loser trans woman with a rip cord between her boobs so that'd be worth it honestly

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

@this-is-nonbinary-joy

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw