billionaires do not care about you

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

we often discuss people needing to learn kindergartner lessons like “it’s okay if someone has different opinions than you” and “you should care about other people” but I think the most important one that everyone seems to have completely and utterly blacked out of their fucking memory is “if you are mean to people they will not want to listen to what you have to say or be around you”

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may