bogos binted

I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions

i like how hannibal gets a whole tragic orphan forced cannibalism backstory set in a gothic childhood castle to explain why he’s like that but for will it’s just uhh yeah well my mom left and we were poor so now i’m the freak of the fucking century

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

I Dnt think I Fuck With ANything any more

you are so gay that if you went to book a room at the Penis & Butthole Hotel they would say “for you, my friend, it’s on the house”

smoking that shit that made Scoo be Doo

One day Benson boone is going to do a mormon back flip so crazy thst when he lands his knee caps are gonna fly off his body like a hubcap

You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck