Electrify my heart!

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

I need $600+ for stupid toys

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[ID: tags that say “what the honk am I shooin here”. /End ID]

i feel like the only slice of onion in the pot that hasn't become translucent yet

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

like a centaur to an apple

Ohhhh caesar zeppeli you done this again to my wine glasses

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

this is not my amazing digital house. this is not my amazing digital wife.