Nasa Tsuchiya
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Phantogram Three

izzy's playlists!
Cosimo Galluzzi
NASA
The Bowery Presents

shark vs the universe
Noah Kahan
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Sweet Seals For You, Always
RMH

roma★

Kiana Khansmith
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@worm-on-a-swing
Nasa Tsuchiya

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I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*
As a poly person, it will never not be weird to me that so many people are still functioning under the impression that you can't love more than one person romantically at a time.
Like, yeah you can have multiple friends, multiple best friends even, and you're expected and encouraged to have close platonic feelings and connections with all of them. You can be sexually attracted to multiple people at the same time, and that's also expected in most company, even when you're in an exclusive sexual relationship. People also expect you to love your family all equally, especially if that family contains multiple children.
And then you talk to someone who expects all that as a default and more often than not, they're like "romance is the one exception tho" and you're like "why" and they're like "romance is different" and you're like "how" and they're like "it just is"
I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

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*shagcula voice* it vasn't me
she caught me in the coffin. vasnt me
caught me hanging in the belfry. vasnt me.
she even saw me stick my cross in. vasnt me
i didn't show up on camera. vasnt me
when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
🎬 Peter Jackson
+ IMDb trivia (FotR trivia) (ttt trivia)
bonus
okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile
How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus
The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

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Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎
Car dependency is so deeply engrained in the United States that we don’t dare to imagine rolling a z-scale Amtrak ALC-42 over them titties. Choo. 🚊
me vs my train autism boyfriend
Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.
The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.
Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.
A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"
@witchofanguish it is also used in poetry and plays, ghosts talk like that. Imagine being in a folk story, staying overnight in an abandoned cabin and in the middle of the night there's a knock on the door and a bellowing voice going
LET ME IN.
and from the "me" alone you know that whoever is out there is not one among the living.
ok but also: imagine the mysterious stranger implying that they don't know whether they themselves are alive or dead.
Ghost stories where the characters don't know they're ghosts and keep referring to themselves by living pronouns, where the audience doesn't know they're dead for most of the story. Ghosts that signal that they're ready to move on by using I'm-dead pronouns.
YOUNG MAN!
There's no need to feel down,
I MEAN YOUNG THEY!
I forgot your pronoun,
Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?
“what’s your dog’s name?” “dijon” “oh, like the mustard!” “no, like dijonathon”
why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there
I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??
do you understand my vision
Oh this is too fun
Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time

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Its fine, Gale has feather fall.