24, but go off

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

next up! faggot shit bag of chips as laser manelli,

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly

thing is, i AM gay but $20 isnt even $20 anymore

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

god this website used to be dope

Let’s kill him

Oh you guys were serious

Sorry I didn't respond to your text right away- when the constant demand of staying connected gets too much for me I throw my phone into the woods. That weird text you got earlier was from a possum. Sorry if she was rude.