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"obviously we won't see each other at the olympics... right" guy who is casually just like soooooo casually inquiring about whether he can get dicked down this good every night for two straight weeks in the olympic village or... ? no, right? right right. ok well. ha ha anyway

i think a lot of heated rivalry criticism boils down to the fact that people don’t understand that romance can in fact be a genre on its own with its own conventions rather than a sideplot to a bigger storyline. “heated rivalry had no plot” the romance IS the plot. it is a romance storyline. like this cannot be that difficult to understand. what do you want them to do? go on a mystical quest?

major league hockey fan watching ilya kiss shane’s helmet at the 2017 all star game and posting “god had to put ilya rozanov and shane hollander on rival teams because otherwise they’d be having so much gay sex they wouldn’t have time for hockey” and then a few years later reblogging themselves like “WELL”

#im so obsessed with ilya's face for the entirety of this conversation really #hes so so proud of his slutabilities #as he should be #that sweet sweet neurodivergent boy would have stayed in the closet for the rest of eternity if he hadnt met little rararasputin here (tags via sunnys1de-d0wn)